Kind parent of the week award now:

When my son was very young, we went to a Liverpool art gallery and bought a print of the Death of Nelson, which was put up on his bedroom wall

Thomas the Tank Engine for some kids, Barbie for others, Lord Nelson dying for Mrs Staunton's son.

One line philosophers now:

To build a plane without wings is to fly in the face of convention

No. To build a plane without wings is just stupid.