Letters for all!!!!!

Christopher Farmer comes first with his risk-taking:

I regularly allow my 9-year-old daughter to read internet dating profiles with me

"Daddy, what are 'big jugs'? " Risky one there....

And David Britton too, who can't seem (like most Mail readers) to leave old news alone:

It's been foggy in Worcestershire for the past few days, so I haven't been able to see the countryside from my bedroom window.
When John Prescott's latest asinine idea is imposed, will I be able to claim a refund for the days I can't enjoy the view I will be paying extra for?

*sigh* Only if you're prepared to accept a reduction in the value of your house when you come to sell it. Now please, Mail readers, this was only ever a proposal to fairly value a house for taxation purposes, as was done under your "much fairer" rates system. Please leave alone now.

A final one from Father Tom Grufferty:

The Havant episode is secularism in a demented form

Hold on a second, father....that translates as *fanfare* "Political correctness gone mad".