Wow, it has been a while, but I'm back and at my best again, whatever that is. Onward with Peter Hooker:

I urge sam Morris to follow the example of Shabina Begum, wear her crucifix in class and, when she's sent home, sue her school for the right to an education

You don't actually care do you? You just want to complain about 'double standards for Muslims'.

David Pawley is next to moan:

Euan Blair should be supported by the public purse. He should be given a weapon and sent to patrol the streets of Basra

Is it too much to ask that all the Mail readers can be sent to patrol the streets of Basra with nothing but a self-combusting Iraqi flag?