Daily Mail Letters

Kudos to whoever created the editor bar above where I'm typing, and started it with F U K D. Genius.

A name and address supplied here:

Going to see [bands like My Chemical Romance] is a source of excitement and happiness for many teenagers

Yeah...not me.

Amoosing mistake in a letter from Kenneth Brown, now:

We have what is probably the smallest commercial diary herd in the country. We know all our cows

David Andrews now, in a STTP:

The majority of EU migrants come from states where socialism has failed. The irony is they come to Britain where socialism is on its way to failure

Socialism? Where? And do all EU migrants come to Britain ? I think not...

Wow, I go away for a few weeks and I come back and see that this site is now over-run with a large number of extremely irritating ads. I'll have to do something about that.

Meanwhile, there's not a lot today....sorry. How about postal japery from Mrs Davies:

I had my usual batch of letters to post, but had no idea which stamps to put on the envelopes because of recent changes

Yeah, blame someone else for your unpreparedness

Trying to cut down on size, I folded the inserts twice, bu the air inside puffed them up. At my daughters office, they now sit on their mail before posting it

How...weird.

Incidentally, now I've logged in, the ads have gone. Do any of you non-members get bombarded like that when visiting?

I'll try and do a big one to keep you all going, but I can only work with what's in the paper!

Some moaning from Brendan O'Kane:

[Devon Fire and Rescue service] says that the banning of a pole on health and safety grounds could cause a delay of up to 20 seconds in responding to an emergency call.
Here's an idea to help fire crew increase response times - don't go to be for eight hours' kip! Naturally this would cause havoc among communities with a sudden deficit in plumbers, plasterers and strippagrams. How could firefighters do their second jobs without a good nights' kip paid for by the taxpayer?

Oi! The fire service does a good job which is tiring. I hope your house burns down while you're sleeping - maybe you shouldn't sleep then!

And finally, what we all wanted to say, by Mirza F. Ahmad (yes, the Mail printed a letter from a real-life Muslim!):

If Richard Littlejohn hates me so much, why does he not leave the country instead?

Today's entries come courtesy of my Grandma's computer. Huzzah! (Incidentally, it has been a modem problem. Only Freeserve/Wanadoo/Orange have never heard of something called 'customer service')

Anymahoo, here we go with Patrice Mulholland:

There will be no more playing with scissors for Cruz Beckham after he cut his mum's hair while she was asleep

What?