Airport security is the first topic today and we have a letter from Tom Elliot. Who lives in Germany:

Flying from Gatwick last week, I was shocked at the way in which security controls are out of control.
A man in front of me had a beautiful new Montblanc pen confiscated because it was pointed and dangerous.
All lighters must be thrown away. I threw my plastic lighter in the bag but asked the girl what would happen if I had had a DuPont. She said I would have had to throw it away too. The situation needs investigating

So, we should only allow expensive things on planes? You can bet that if a plane from Gatwick was blown up, Tom Elliot would be wondering how on earth they were allowed to bring a bomb on.

That well known husband and wife Name and Address Supplied are back today. The Supplieds say today:

I didn't complete the census last time, regarding it merely as an attempt to keep a database on us all

Er, yes, I think that's the idea.
We had a few anxious times hiding from the 'census bobby'
Ah, so you disagree with it but you're too shit scared to face the music. Not much of a rebel, Mr Supplied.

That's it from me today. Come back next time, or go to Mailwatch, where I can often be found